Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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