oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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