i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
