do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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