I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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