It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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