at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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