The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
