Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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