Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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