Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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