In the future we'll all be gay
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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