come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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