Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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