My hand turned me down
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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