Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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