Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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