yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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