Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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