We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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