god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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