no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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