god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
