Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
it's like heaven, but drunker
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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