North Korea, Best Korea!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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