We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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