I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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