She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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