i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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