I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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