why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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