whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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