I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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