David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
