You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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