THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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