I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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