what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
