His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he wants to bone in the snuggie
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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