wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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