Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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