To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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