Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
tell me about the fingering
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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