I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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