hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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