So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
