i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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