I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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