just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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