can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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