hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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