Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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