did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Randomize
