Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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