A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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